Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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