Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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