dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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