no. you can't hotbox the world.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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