He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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