to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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