is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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