What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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