Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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