Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
wanna go halves on a baby?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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