I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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