Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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