Can Purell be used as lube?
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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