just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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