But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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