Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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