ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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