with your own penis?
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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