with your own penis?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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