last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Sober January is a disaster.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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