His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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