We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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