i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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