At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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