thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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