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kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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