She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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