then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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