I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
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