I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
