did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Randomize
