just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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