I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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