why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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