Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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