You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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