her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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