Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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