The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
