we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
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