return my video game
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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