I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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