Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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