kristin has been a bad kristin
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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