Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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