i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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