Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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