dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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