so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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