Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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