I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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