I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
Do plants get herpes?
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