She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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