I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Just invented taco cereal.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Your cock deserves a montage
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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