Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
