if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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